legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

by Captain69 January 1, 2008

Clap them alien cheeks

When someone finds a alien Raiding Area 51 then fucks there fat cheeks.

I Was Raiding Area 51 with the boys and found a alien and clapped that aliens cheeks. Let's Clap Them Alien Cheeks! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by FiekbkwowplclwodBITCHdokvkekso September 30, 2019

Alientology

A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.

by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008

Alien dick

Aka the anal probe, aka anal sex.

I alien dicked that bitch last night.

by Mi Yung January 21, 2009

Alienate

To make indifferent or hostile.

Ana: The truth of the matter is that by their words and actions, they've all managed to alienate me from them.

He said and did everything possible to alienate her because it was only a reluctantship (see Urban Dictionary Definition) on his part.

The intentional and extreme cruelty, controlling and manipulative conduct with no remorse was a clear sign of Psychopathy, something she was all too familiar with and so, it served only to alienate her. She knows that true love involves complete respect, trust, honesty, loyalty, kindness, gratitude, understanding and patience and comes with a sense of security and PEACE.

by Goddess12* December 20, 2013

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

Alien Attack

When aliens from another planet attack this planet called earth.

Josh will survive the alien attack. Fat moms and skinny business men will not survive the alien attack. NFL football players will indeed survive the alien attack.

by Kind sir September 25, 2006