Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Akshat

Dead. Just dead

Man he got into a fight, he is so Akshat

by Deadboi69 November 23, 2021

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014