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1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
by Academic Concensus September 08, 2022
A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.
Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.
by Tim Thiede April 01, 2007
by Bolony1 May 21, 2019
A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.
Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."
by Silli Vanilli July 08, 2014
A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.
by CountWolverine February 24, 2012
Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
by ninja9393 October 16, 2008