alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

Rural alternative

A punk rock cowboy; a cowboy who identifies as punk rock

That bull rider is a total rural alternative

by Tbootscoot May 29, 2021

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Art Alternative

Dance music that is the opposite of Art Pop.

Art Alternative is s style of EDM unto itself that is produced by ear-only without adhering to to conventional beats, processes, style or musical terminology.

by International Giant September 14, 2013

Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.

Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!

by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020