abstinence

Not having sexual intercourse

Abstinence HIV cannot pass through latex, you jackabillies. Check a few reputable internet sites.

by holdmydrink December 28, 2005

pace abuser

An extremely fast, dark African that cannot be stopped.

Look at that pace abuser tank through the mile.

by Kdog100 March 3, 2014

mental abuse

The act of or the effects of mentally scaring a person. The effects are often long term.

"I don't see why people abuse their kids physically; abusing them mentally is so much more permanent.

by no comment December 3, 2003

abstemious

Eating and drinking in moderation.

Sparingly used or consumed: abstemious meals.
Restricted to bare necessities: an abstemious way of life.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

abstracturdity

Abstracturdities are abstract absurdities. Concepts that have little relation to reality, either in usage or in reasonable thought processes. Given a chance, they will render any conversation an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

"I would be obliged to tip my hat to him"
"Indeed. So would i"
"Which would be difficult, considering i dont wear hats"
"Er well then, bow"
"That just doesnt have the same... impetus.
*impetus*
Now thats a word.
I want a word like that for Christmas."
Boy, that sure was an abstracturdity. Who gets a word for Christmas? My conversation has been rendered an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

by PattyG May 30, 2006

Absterbate

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

abstainal

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

by tstack25 February 17, 2014