Tessa

When you accidently type in the wrong amount for a player in a fantasy football auction draft.

I just pulled a Tessa by accidently typing in $118 instead of $18 for Terry McLauren.

by BOOMER1212 September 7, 2021

Tessa

Tessa is a very beautiful person and everyone can see it

Boy: Damn, Tessa is hot

Girl: Right!

by Songxaydlover July 5, 2022

Tessa

An annoying person whom i'd rather avoid, because that girl is diseased. She wears these stupid bucket hats and complains all the time, like SHUT UP

Tessa: *complaining about how my friend took out the braid she put in her hair*
Me: Tessa, darling, can you take one moment and SHUT UP
Tessa:

by Butterfle_Toast November 24, 2021

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022

Tessa

Tessa is a very erratic, or unpredictable girl. She is always by that one shorter Harry Potter loving blonde friend. They spend 24 hours together and you can't, with all your might separate these girls. Tessa is a loving, loyal, outgoing friend and even if she may be shy in front of big audiences, in front of friends and family, she is a crazy, wild friend.

Person 1: I wish Tessa was here
Person 2: Wait who's tessa?
Person 1: Tessa is the best person you will ever meet in your life! Everyone needs a Tessa in their life.

by UrGrandmasHipReplacement December 18, 2022

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.

man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.

by dtcfy June 19, 2021