by asna rosie April 30, 2007
A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.
by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009
A small mountain town at the base of Mt. Hood. Basically a shit hole, full of ridiculously ignorant fucks.
Sandy, Oregon" "People who wear pajamas to the super market" "Christians who know nothing about jesus
by carl bannana February 25, 2011
by Zedediah May 12, 2005
A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.
She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.
by Luke and Kendall August 19, 2006
A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.
Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 03, 2013
1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.
2. shortening of cold sandwich
3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant
2. shortening of cold sandwich
3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant
1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.
2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.
3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!
2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.
3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!
by franksinatra August 20, 2006