Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.
by CD__ April 6, 2024

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.
person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool
by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021

by Genshin impact July 23, 2021

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)
Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
by Yanni734 November 19, 2021

by Michael Jinglebells October 29, 2021

by kimdan October 9, 2025
