sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.

I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.

by waterbrother July 30, 2009

moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Sweat Hole

A wet, sweaty crotch and grundle area which is ripe with ass stank from sweat and fecal remnants. Created from long, hot sweaty work outs or steamy sex sessions.

Dan: This locker room always smells like fucking ass. Why is that?
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Sweating me

to un-aggressively stalk or constantly bug a person; over aggressively peruse another individual of interest.

I met a girl last week and we exchanged contact info and now she won't stop sweating me.

by Tvontes January 11, 2011

Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.

"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"

by RatchetRach April 12, 2013

Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 12, 2013