Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.
Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2023
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Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail
“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god
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Humbility

Mikey is so fuckin humbil and not dum about him vocabalary

Humbility- to be humbil
by JesusP December 4, 2020
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humbility

the act of being humble
she has humbility.

my humbility levels are through the roof today.
by yungtdawg June 22, 2018
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The smartest, most Humble, Most Kingly and lastly, the Sirest Sir.
Sir King Genius The Humble is so Humble, Sir, King, Genius and The.
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Humble

Always has been there for people he considers family and cares deeply of them. Has been through hell and back to put a smile on peoples faces.
Humble always seems to cheer me up
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Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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