Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.

Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009

bed hog

The bed hog takes over the entire bed, either shoving you up against the wall so you can't even breathe, or pushing you off the side,If they don't hog the bed, they hog the blankets, rolling up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanketless and shivering.

"GOSH,move over,you bed hog"

by 1234568789 October 31, 2007

Hit the bed

What ESL (English as a second language) students say when they mix up the expressions "hit the hay" / "hit the sack" with "go to bed".

ESL student: I want to hit the bed now.

Native English speaker: Why? Are you unhappy or something? And why the bed?

by amhl December 26, 2011

freak in bed

When you have a ton of sex toys like more than two or three you like handcuffs whips and chains and tons of different places and positions and a tongue can go anywhere

I need my partner to be a freak in bed to make me happy

by BNB30 May 19, 2018

bed shitter

A person that is somewhat of a complete failure, does not do tasks well, might as well be a 4 year old child

John, my roommate, is such a bed shitter, he cried after I complained to him about taking 3 hours to do the dishes which were still not clean.

Tracy officially shit the bed, she crashed her moms car while drinking and driving, what a bed shitter

by James the James August 19, 2006

rock the bed

To fuck a hoe so hard the bed rocks hitting against the wall.

Hugo came home with Yolanda and they rocked the bed so hard they woke his roommate when they made a hole in the wall.

by G$$$ May 9, 2003

Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.

"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."

by Baconcat June 18, 2008