Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Zeus

A god of olympus. That got killed by kratos

Zeus, your son has returned, i bring the destruction of olympus

by A random coffee bean June 1, 2024

Zeu

A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy.
Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.

Zeu is the best person in the entire world.

Zeu is so fun to talk to.

by inkiiii January 8, 2022

Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.

My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.

by DumbFxck April 18, 2024

Zeus

The God of Gods and supreme ruler of the universe. He is the eternal judge in heaven and you will have to stand accountable to him when you pass away. You don't want to be on his bad side because his wrath is very serious. Just hope that you are worthy of his love and mercy. Heavenly Father "Zeus" is so serious i remember when i was a young child i just took an ice cream bar from the conviencence store. i didnt know what stealing was. All of a sudden I was so scared i could barely move. Like i had just seen a very scary ghost. I couldn't eat the ice cream bar. and that night i heard very scary loud vibrations and huged my dad real tight. The next day i pooped my pants and my mom spanked me. I had a near death or total death experience and saw him face to face. He is very awesome and holy and he is Father Sky. His face was total white light and he was wearing an olive leaf crown. He said I look more like my mom. I asked him if he has anything against me. He said you took my quaters. My step dad looked like Santa Clause and i took his change sometimes cuz i needed extra money. He Man upstairs is so serious I would not want to stand before him as a murder and i'm glad he didn't judge me as a murderer. The man is serious. You are a total fool to defy him. but he is also very caring and concerned with great understanding towards people that are distressed. I love him and he is a very good heavenly father. I am glad he displine me that made me a much strongeeer person.

Zeus is God. You best believe.

by burn_out July 18, 2021