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Year 9

Year 9 third year of secondary education. Year 9 has the hardest girls, the biggest slags and funniest boys, the y9’s have a lot of fights. The y9’s don’t care about there work and lessons they act like they own the school and fights anyone who gets in there way
Everyone running towards a crowd*
Y11’s - “wow these year 9 have so much fights
by Baliss72772 July 15, 2019
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Two year rule

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.
The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.
by randommzz October 20, 2009
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yearphh

The feeling of satisfaction, that is so satisfying, you have to convey it verbally. It can be said under the breath, or at the top of your voice - depending on the feeling of satisfaction.
You've had your first sip of beer after a hard days work - yearphh

You've just done a big fat line of coke - YEARPHH
by x100mat March 13, 2007
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laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.
"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."
by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009
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3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
by Lycatel July 9, 2010
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drug years

Drug years is the age a hard drug user looks as opposed to their actual age.
Jim: Did you see Steven Tyler’s Super Bowl commercial? He looks like death warmed over!
Cameron: Yeah, he’s only 69 yards old, but he’s 97 in drug years.
by Garden Tender February 5, 2018
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10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”
Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.
by YahBoiGarry July 6, 2019
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