Whilst asleep, He is awake. Truly Yapanese, He nonetheless lives on the other side of the globe. Teacher in Northern Francia, and professor at Hogwarts. He is the sun in the night.
Nay, pardon my mistake.
He is nothing but the Sun
SILENCE, young student. Let the master speak. Let the Universe listen
Nay, pardon my mistake.
He is nothing but the Sun
SILENCE, young student. Let the master speak. Let the Universe listen
Guy 1: You know what's great with english? 'élève' and 'étudiant' are the same!
Guy 2: Woah, careful there young lad. Don't you dare utter heretic words in His presence.
Guy 1: Come on, the Yandy Nickbar cannot-
Guy 2: IS THAT A COFFEE CUP IN YOUR HAND? Dang flabbit, we are doomed.
*Sunlight suddenly shines on their dumbfounded faces*
Guy 2: Woah, careful there young lad. Don't you dare utter heretic words in His presence.
Guy 1: Come on, the Yandy Nickbar cannot-
Guy 2: IS THAT A COFFEE CUP IN YOUR HAND? Dang flabbit, we are doomed.
*Sunlight suddenly shines on their dumbfounded faces*
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Get the Tiger Yaldo mug.Yandere (ヤンデレ) is a Japanese term for a person who is initially very loving and gentle to someone (or at least innocent) before their devotion becomes destructive in nature, often through violence and/or brutality.
by Distorted Vortex December 24, 2016
Get the yandere mug.Also known as pulling an Annie Wilkes. When a website or forum obsessess over one person to the point of being borderline creepy and almost psychotic, going to such lengths as screencapping everything that person does if it doesn't involve them, posting overly long forum threads about said user, trying to coax said user into joining the website or forum they're apart of and just going out of their way to make sure said person is associated with said site or forum forever.
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Get the Yandere Syndrome mug.An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.
Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
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Get the Yangover mug.The one reason to want a conservative family (granted, with guns) as your Neighbors.
Synonym for not dying alone.
Synonym for not dying alone.
You: I need to use your guns!
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.
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