Xander 

a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.

friend: OUCH
Xander: dude what happened?
friend:i fell!
Xander: L

Xander by Smyleisdumb November 29, 2022

xander 

a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???

wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.

xander by do828272 December 6, 2022

Xander 

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.

Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."

Xander by NotMe000 February 13, 2023

Xander 

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

Xander by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023

Xander 

Hyper attracted to women, they are not necessarily straight or lesbian but cannot resist feminine charms. Often find themselves a male wife if they cant choose a side.

That's a Xander over there

Xander by Sanda Panda November 21, 2023

Xander 

Xander, also known as 'VX Galaxy', has the thickest ass in the universe

"You here comes Xander"
"Yeah, you can see his ass from a mile away

Xander by TheDoorbell November 27, 2023

Xander 

a man that LOVES sucking cock

“hey im Xander and I LOVE cock, especially sucking on it”

Xander by knivesirl February 11, 2024