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wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.
"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John
by Feedme712 July 9, 2020
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Stinker wrinkle

The large flaps of skin surrounding the anus, which hold in the horrid smell of old salami and onions, until a person of obesity bends or squats in order to change underclothing. Hence releasing a horrible stench similar to a dirty gym bag. Causing the evacuation of said room.
Everything was okay, until she was about to climb into bed and revealed the scent of her Stinker Wrinkle!
by Jsissle81 May 28, 2021
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Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.
by Rey Rey December 30, 2004
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Roll with the Wrinkles

Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.
When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.
by annieoakley October 20, 2011
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bitch-wrinkle

i like bitch-wrinkle
by uber awsomeness March 8, 2009
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Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.
Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"
by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009
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wrinkle wiener

a dick so wrinkled it lookes like your dad's face.
tom cruise, hue heffnor, lady gaga, wrinkle wiener
by Lady_Kikyo8 December 21, 2009
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