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1. A mysterious spell known as World of Warcraft in the form of a video game that is cast upon unsuspecting people and it slowly sucks away your soul and any social life you previously had. You ditch all your real life friends for new in-game friends and instead of planning to hang out with friends on the weekend you plan game sessions with other geeky victims to this soul-sucking game. Eventually your lifeless corpse is no longer part of the real world and you sit at your computer all day in a dimly lit basement doing the only thing you still know how to do, which is play WoW.

Common side effects of WoW include teaching yourself to self-feed off darkness and cutting a hole in your chair to place a basket under it so that you no longer have to take bathroom breaks.

2. What your response should be when your friend turns down an opportunity to hang out in favor of playing WoW.
1/2:

Friend 1: "Hey want to hang out today?"
Friend 2: "No I have a planned gaming session to go play WoW."
Friend 1: "Wow."
by whatsapseudonym???? September 20, 2009
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A Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) Created by Blizzard. WoW takes place in the fictional world of Azeroth where players choose a race and class on a certain faction and level up a character, making them progessively powerful each level. Many people trash the game calling it 'nerdy' and 'gay', however I find it entertaining. Many call it addictive, but only those who have incredibly weak brains can grow an addiction to it.
Guy 1: You play WoW?
Guy 2: Yeah! I have a level 80 tauren druid.
Guy 1: HOMO! WOW SUCKS!
by EMOMONKEHNINJYAH June 13, 2009
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Basically like any other game around, it is just widely known and is just as easy to make fun of as Halo and other widly known games. People will often make fun of it not having even the slightest knowledge of the game. Anyone who says anything bad about it is often followed as people are often afraid of coming to terms with having balls and admitting its like any other game, its just a lot bigger and way more complex making it a very fun game for those who have a decent mental capacity, i.e. someone who is willing to try it and not listen to what the world says about it. like any other game it has no personal game in the real world, it is like every other game
"yo man lets hit up some WoW, run through Maurodon get u some dope gear"
"Naw man i got to go, friends want chill so i will do stuff with them instead, as it is just like every other game and is not all consuming"
by Cebeztompur September 29, 2008
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acronym for world of warcraft which is a game jordan miller plays and it rots ur life and mind and makes you fart alot idk why it just does it gets to the point that u get a 34 year old cyberstalker
jordan: wanna play wow?
garrett: yaegershnitzel
by the8799 April 27, 2009
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The vast abyss of hopelessness which means your ass is permenantley glued to a computer.
Fuck dude, you play WoW? you are a fucking hopeless loser.
by Not Nicolette July 7, 2008
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Used for online chatting when you wished that you didn't ask a question, or that a person you're talking to didn't say something.
Me:: So how was your day?
Girl:: Nick touched me today :)
Me:: wow
by tsphan November 26, 2004
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Waste Of Weed

Beginner Weed Smoker

Someone who is new to weed
My buddy derrick was over he tried to roll a blunt and dropped all the weed hes a WOW
by Cory Helwig May 6, 2008
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