Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Psycho Bitch's theme song. It's the song that I have playing in her personal room all day.

She spends a lot of time in there with her imaginary friends sexy kinky girl and mocha.

by Psych Ward Employee January 29, 2005

Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.

Be right back I go pack my bags.
..
Back!
..
You: Welcome packed!

by mirage107 January 13, 2012

Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.

"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."

by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017

Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017