weed 

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.

Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"

weed by asswipe chris March 18, 2011

weed 

The buds of marijuan(weed)(reefaZ)(street weed)

Frontin'? Nigga twist up a fat cone and/or coner.

weed by cones December 3, 2002

Weed 

People say a dog is man's best friend, i say weed is, weed is awsome!!!

hey man, wanna come over and smoke some weed before the track meet, would be fun to run the 100 stoned :p

Weed by Joel ..................... June 30, 2007

Weed 

One of the best things this world has ever given to us, besides shrooms, it comes from a plant that grows just about anywhere. Usually, its rolled up and smoked in a joint or a blunt, you can also smoke out of a pipe, bong, hookahs, or vaporizers.
You can also use household items to make things to smoke from such as a gravity bong, which you make out of a bowl of water, a pop bottle and some foil, or you can smoke it out of a can.

Smoke
Dro
Ganja
Purple
Herb
Grass
Mary Jane
Weeds
Dope
Dank
Chronic
Bud
Trees

Weed by Sunshine. November 25, 2007

weed 

you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it

dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.

weed by aguynamedandy December 9, 2008

Weed 

A plant. Period.

Good golly gosh!! That was weed Jimmy!
Oh you mean Marijauna? My daddy told me to stay away from that stuff.

Weed by Thompsonite October 17, 2008

weed 

the sticky icky ooowweeee, for weed smokers click kristle

iim so high i just had a session of weed smoking

weed by :D February 12, 2003