Walden University

An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.

This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.

I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.

by Wasted MyMoney March 13, 2008

Wade

Wade is a great friend. He will always be loyal to you and will be there when you need him. He doesn’t enjoy to be in his feelings, so he distracts himself with things to take his mind off of his problems. He is so smart it is ridiculous. You can always expect him to be highest score on his test. Wade sometimes lacks motivation because simply doesn’t care. He is really fun to play board games with and will always make it an interesting game. Sometimes Wade is manipulative, and has a hard time apologizing for things. He is also very athletic but would never admit it and loves arts and crafts. He always has different colored hair, like bro, pick and commit! But at the end of the day wade is the loyalist friend you will ever have.

Bro 1: Dude! I just met this really interesting funny guy.

Bro 2: Oh, it’s just typical wade

by I’m sure October 17, 2020

bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.

look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers

by noblobian January 12, 2010

Wanderer

«All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.»
— J.R.R Tolkien

Wanderer.
To be lost. To be found.

by JVeverMind January 4, 2022

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Wander Over Yonder

A really good cartoon created by Craig McCracken that got the ax too early because of Disney. It follows the adventures of an alien in another galaxy named Wander with his blue friend and steed, Sylvia. They’re constantly on the run from the self-proclaimed “greatest in the galaxy”, Lord Hater, a manchild skeleton dude with some pretty cool electricity powers and his army of eyeball aliens (in the show they’re called Watchdogs) and the commander of said army, Commander Peepers. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.

Wander Over Yonder was a great show until Disney canceled it. Weird yes, but great.

by KNUP March 23, 2021

goin' Walden

The act of leaving the electric world and city and retreating to the country to obtain spiritual enlightenment or just to reflect for a while. Derived from the unexplicably LONG classic by Henry David Thoreau,
"Walden"

I swear if one more person asks me about TPS reports I AM GOIN' WALDEN.

by Andyman1016 December 3, 2005