winter wonderhell

The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.

Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.

by Snow Demon February 10, 2010

winter radius

A distance correlated with the area of a city in which a person would want to walk during the winter or in the cold.

In northern cities, a summer radius is usually much larger than a winter radius, due to the warmer weather and better walking conditions.

Do you want to go to the wine bar? -No, let's go to the Irish pub down the street - the wine bar is definitely outside our winter radius.

by mugs021 January 1, 2011

winter jam

The act of annoying your friend to the point of suicide.

We winter jammed Tanya all day today!

by WeloveTanya February 1, 2017

Winter Dick

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.

Damn this gives me winter dick!

by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

winter skill issue

when your 4090 ti stops acting as a space heater and your hands cool down until you drop from iron to plastic in val

"I didn't even know it was possible to be plastic" - Alice
"haha winter skill issue" - Bob

by TharmalSauce June 24, 2023

winter chub

a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!

Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!

by anonymous10101010101010 June 24, 2009