Whole Foods

A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.

Whole foods is for hippies. Half foods are a lot better.

by Nick D June 4, 2003

whole Benito

Afflicting an extremely violent, fatal punishment to a person or persons who have callously ignored and abused the needs of others. Usually administered by an mob of angry citizens. This term is derived from the fate Benito Mussolini and his wife met, near the end of World War II., when seized by Italian citizens, hung upside-down and beaten beyond recognition.

"If you continue rousing these people to violence, we are going to drag you outside and give you the whole Benito!"

by I, Ferret September 20, 2009

Whole Foods Effect

When a Whole Foods grocery store moves into an urban neighborhood, catalyzing economic development and gentrification. Often, this means middle-class, “hipster” young adults moving in, pushing up rents and pushing out long-time residents.

Shana: “Since when have the rents in this neighborhood been so expensive? Who are all these artsy, vegetable-loving yuppies hanging around?”

Sean: “Well, you can blame it on the new Whole Foods store that opened last year - it’s the Whole Foods Effect. "

by cp2014 November 23, 2014

whole asshole

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny

Shes being a whole asshole today!!

by Ann Washington July 5, 2020

Whole nother

adjective phrase: vastly different.

This developed around the 1990's. It was a superlative created to indicate how different one thing is from another. Whereas one could say "another story altogether" or "that's a wholly different story," the term "whole nother" seemed to develop to create a superlative of "another."

He went to school to be an engineer, but he changed to acting, a whole nother career.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Whole Ass Bitch

When a man takes the easy way out because he's scared of a challenge.

When Kevin Durant joined the Golden State Warriors after blowing a 3-1 lead to them he became the definition of a whole ass bitch.

by Jkilfromdau August 31, 2021

Whole Hog Sausage

The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.

I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.

Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.

Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023