A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!
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We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The "'lLl'" In Naruto Is BOruto: Two Blue Vortex<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
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