Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

vertical

(noun) Jumping ability, traditionally understood within the context of basketball and generally not associated with the skill set of white people

Yo, that dawg Tyreke has some serious vertical - he just gave that clown Neil a facial

by ToastedBread October 13, 2009

Vertical Stripe

1 A homosexual person, typically someone wearing an item of clothing with relation to vertical stripes

2 A stripe, one thats vertical

Look at that vertical stripe, when will he come out of the closet

I'm glad I'm not a vertical stripe

Are you a vertical stripe

He is acting like such a vertical stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

vertical mouth

Colloquial term for vagina, cunt or pelvic gash. Used in place of the term "vertical smile" that suggests a horizontal arching of the vagina, which is just awful.

Tyler: I bet Sarah Palin's vertical mouth is au naturale.

by HayBritnayHay November 17, 2010

Vertical 69

A sex position your parents may have done to bring you to this world

I had vertical 69 with my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

by Nick12422 October 18, 2016

vertical speed indicator

A gauge located near the altimeter in most aircraft that indicates how fast the aircraft is climbing or decending.

"The vertical speed indicator indicated that the aircraft was decending at a rate of 500ft per minute"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009