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darth vader

He is the pinnacle of all evil it seems. But he is really the victim.
Once Anakin Skywalker, the boy with exceptional skills who was selfless and innocent as a child. His skills made him arrogant as he got older. He was reckless and didn't abide by Jedi rules This led to him falling in love with Padme Amidala.
He feared losing her, and as Yoda said,
'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.'
He went to the Dark Side in order to save his wife, everything he ever does he believes he's doing for good.

He is the Chosen One, the one who brings the force back into balance.
Also father of Luke and Leia.
The whole of the Star Wars saga is about the tradgedy of Darth Vader.

(Plus he kicks ass!)
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Darth Vader=Anakin Skywalker
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"
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vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
by pk7 January 24, 2006
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wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
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Vaders helmet

John whipped out his Vaders helmet
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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Slutterena Van Der Boobsen

A fun nickname fans of Gossip Girl gave the show's main character, Serena van der Woodsen, played by gorgeous young actress Blake Lively.
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.

*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Girl : OMG, Slutterena Van Der Boobsen slept with Nate, Dan and Jenny on yesterday's episode of GG, and can you believe how much clevage she was showing?
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
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vanderqueef

The act of flatulating into a female's vagina and then allowing her to release the gases into one's face.
When joe farted into that girl's puss she vanderqueefed in his face for like 5 seconds
by goosey69 July 5, 2008
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