Westlake Village

A small town about 25 minutes from Santa Monica and Los Angeles. When asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, "LA" though traveling to Los Angeles for any event is unheard of. Westlake lies on the edges of Oak Park and Agoura Hills, (home to the beginnings of HOOBASTANK and HELLOGOODBYE) yet considered a part of Thousand Oaks and sometimes referred to as "The Village" to those with ghetto tendencies. Yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich "upper class" soccer moms with boobs harder than the men they turn on. However, the good news is; at least Westlake mothers tend to actually HAVE money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like crap. However, as boring as "The Village" may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. Once home to Will Smith, Jessica Simpson, and Daryl Hannah. Currently home to Tom Selleck, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.

Kait: "There's a party in Simi Valley tonight, wanna go?"
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."

by L.Bow January 27, 2009

East Village

An area in Lower Manhattan, boxed in between East Houston and 14th Street and Avenue A and Broadway, where a proliferation of bars exist, at least 10 movie theaters, major bookstores, like St. Mark's Bookshop and The Strand Bookstore, performance venues like St. Mark's Church; where in the past it was affordable for impoverished artists to live and engage socially. The remarkable history of the East Village, includes residents like Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Miguel Pinero, LeRoi Jones/Amiri Baraka, Charlie Parker, Emma Goldman, Lenny Bruce, Willem DeKooning, Jean Michel Basquiat, Keith Haring, David Wojnarowicz, Robert Mapplethorpe, Iggy Pop, Patti Smith, Debbie Harry, original punker Richard Hell, authors like Arthur Nersesian and Richard Perez.

For many years, it no longer remains affordable for the starving artist; unless that artist is the son or daughter of a banker or real estate magnate. "Trust Fund Babies" are often seen populating the neighborhood, pretending to be poor and fashionably down and out.

Regardless of its pretensions, the East Village remains a stronghold for youth culture, regenerating itself generation after generation; this in spite of the fact that many of its landmarks -- like CBGB, the birthplace of punk rock -- are history. St. Mark's Place and Avenue A and the surrounding blocks retain a distinct character and personality, inviting wanabees and whatnots, twenty-nothings and thirty-zeroes to slum, which has always been true anyway: fakery has always been part of bohemia. But that's okay. Youth and folly go together like ham and eggs.

"East Village ain't what it used to be" -- said in the 70s, 80s, 90s and most recently

"East Village is dead" -- said in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90 and most recently

"let's go to the East Village anyway; ain't nothing better to do." -- said in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90 and most recently

"let's go get tattooed, pierced, drunk, bodyslammed, thrown out of a club, ticketed for sipping a forty on the sidewalk, chill in Tompkins Square Park, catch a French art flick, buy a book I won't read or understand, or be up for whatever in the East Village. You down?" -- suggested only yesterday, by me

by Jaime Mendoza February 3, 2008

Elmwood village charter school

One of the best school in buffalo ny some teachers are ass hole but they make children succeed some of the girls are fine ash and most niggas are ugly and some of the kids are bad as hell

No word to describe elmwood village charter school

by Evcs February 20, 2019

motive village

the worst talent agency ever who should burn. i don’t recommend auditioning there because there’s no such thing as payment and fairness. it’s a joke.

BURN DOWN MOTIVE VILLAGE

motive village: you help me if i was in trouble?
6Moons: no

by paveltiddies October 8, 2020

value village

Thrift store. A place to find cheap, awesome clothes...

I got a pretty swank batman shirt at value village for two dollars :)

by captain nutsack September 25, 2005

Greenwich Village

A neighborhood of lower Manhattan that today houses mostly upper-middle-class residents. Historically, especially in the 1960s and 70s, it was a haven for artists and bohemians and the birthplace of the East Coast beatnik movement. It was an remains today a center for American gay culture, though now the neighborhood of Chelsea is home to more gays. It is also home to New York University. The name is often shortened to "the Village."

My grandfather was an artist in Greenwich Village in the 1960s.

by trojanman11 May 21, 2011

Sawtry village academy

It is a royal shit hole that’s just had a new building built which is full of year 7s who have shit trims and over sized bags. The old headmaster was a sex god who shagged Daily in his school office and legend has it you can still see his spunk stains in the schools floors near the old headmasters office.

Wait what school do you go to

Sawtry Village Academy

Fucking hell you have definitely got it up the arse.

by Inter ya grandma October 16, 2019