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Video Crack

Any games existing on Mega Touch machines (or other similar machines) that are usually placed on counter tops in neighborhood bars. Esp. the Penthouse Photo Hunt game. The "crack" reference indicates the addictive nature of these games and the unmitigated pumping of dollars into Mega Touch machines.
I played video crack all night Saturday, got the high score on nuddie photo hunt, and spent over $70. Toats worth it, though.
by The Bean of Video Crack October 8, 2010
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Video Troll

A video troll is one who feels the need to video record every mildly interesting events in hopes that by uploading it to the internet, they would get an emotional response.
Don't raise your voice in this restaurant, the video trolls are already pulling out their cell phones.
by SomeFunkyDude July 22, 2010
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Video Game Limbo

The time when a gamer doesn't want to get into one game, because of another highly anticipated game releasing soon, but the said anticipated game isn't coming out for at least a week or two.

One of the worst feelings for a gamer.
Man, I've been meaning to get back into Fight Night Champion, but Dead Island is coming out next week!

Sounds like you're going to be in video game limbo.
by theharshtruth505 September 11, 2011
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video girl

A new Jonas Brothers song off the album "A Little Bit Longer." The subject, Video Girl, is purported to be Miley Cyrus. Starts with a girl saying "OMG, did you hear I'm dating a Jonas Brothers? It's soo hott."
Sample lyrics:

"You know its bad, you should've known better
Its gonna suck when the camera stops rolling
And you find out too that your treatment wasn't worth it
They're all the same, they all want the money
They're all the same, they live for fame honey
They laugh at you when you're not being funny

Everybody knows you
Everyone's staring up at you
And they know everything about you
Video girl

Video girl rocked my world for a whole 2 seconds
But not right now
I'm not about to be another victim
Of video girl
Get out of my face
Get out of my space
You're so plastic it's a fact
I'm not about to be another victim
Of video girl syndrome."
by JBfan01 October 3, 2008
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Video Game Suicide

When you know you won't make it in a video game , you intentionally lose your last life to die in a dignified manner.
Jim: OMG , you lost that last part !

Jimmy: Nah, twas video game suicide
by badlygaming December 18, 2011
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video vixen

Not to be confused with the video ho, the video vixen is a woman of a different and astonishing nature. A video vixen is capable of causing mutiple jerk off sessions during the period a day. A video vixen is not thought to be easily attainable even though her skin bearing appearance may lead one to assume otherwise. Video vixens are known to cause premature ejaculation. See Maya.
I've been trying to fuck that video vixen for real for 2 years, emphasis on for real.
by Dagawd July 26, 2006
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video game nerd

a nickname that is most often given to people who are good at games. The people that use this derogatory statement are either
A: People that look down on video games as geeky and call gamers people with no lives (ironically these are most likely the people who work at some fast food resturaunt making minimum wage)
B: Clingy annoying girlfriends who hate the fact that you spend a little bit of your time everyday to play games instead of talking to them.
C: A jealous noob who gets pwned in every single match and calls the pros nerds to make him feel better about himself.
loser: you have no life! at least i have a job and a gf!
video game nerd: you work at Burger King and your gf is fat..

annoying gf: you have no life you nerd! stop playing your damn game and talk to me!
nerd: shut the hell up you clingy bitch

jealous noob: the reason you guys are so good is because you have no life and do nothing but play video games!
nerd: no. the reason you suck is because you have no talent and your pretty much just a giant nub
by pwnbot9000 March 9, 2010
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