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Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.
My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo
by phi December 16, 2004
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Velvet Worm

Just to clarify taxonomically a Velvet Worm (Peripatus) is of the phylum Onychophora.
The comman species of Velvet Worm today are indeed grey and sorta furry. Hallucigenia sparsa is an extinct species of onchophoran that was particularily spiney and freaky looking.
by Halucinagenia April 14, 2006
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severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
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velvet buzzsaw

Cunnilingus performed by shaking the head rapidly from side to side and allowing the tip of the tongue to rapidly brush the clitoris.
When I went down on her, she asked for a velvet buzzsaw, and came in 60 seconds.
by Bill Zill March 25, 2007
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Black Velvet

A Canadian whisky (spellt 'Whisky' rather than 'Whiskey' as in the U.S. and Ireland) of quality and affordable price. Like other Canadian-style whiskies, it's smoother than Rye or Scotch, yet not as sweet as Bourbon or Tenessee Whiskey like Jack Daniel's. Smooth enough to enjoy straight and it mixes well.
"Aiyo man want some bourbon on the rocks?"
"Nah, too sweet right now, give me some Canadian or Scotch. Maybe Black Velvet."
by deryckc September 5, 2009
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Moist Velvet

A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.

Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.

Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.

Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.

Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
Shall we get on the drinks? - Sure - Moist Velvet that Shit up!

That kinda excites me - all moist
by moistness1985 February 4, 2010
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velvet sombrero

A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.
Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
by JJBlu July 14, 2009
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