A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.
by phi December 16, 2004
Get the Velvet Tuxedomug. The comman species of Velvet Worm today are indeed grey and sorta furry. Hallucigenia sparsa is an extinct species of onchophoran that was particularily spiney and freaky looking.
by Halucinagenia April 14, 2006
Get the Velvet Wormmug. "princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
Get the severing the velvetmug. Cunnilingus performed by shaking the head rapidly from side to side and allowing the tip of the tongue to rapidly brush the clitoris.
by Bill Zill March 25, 2007
Get the velvet buzzsawmug. A Canadian whisky (spellt 'Whisky' rather than 'Whiskey' as in the U.S. and Ireland) of quality and affordable price. Like other Canadian-style whiskies, it's smoother than Rye or Scotch, yet not as sweet as Bourbon or Tenessee Whiskey like Jack Daniel's. Smooth enough to enjoy straight and it mixes well.
"Aiyo man want some bourbon on the rocks?"
"Nah, too sweet right now, give me some Canadian or Scotch. Maybe Black Velvet."
"Nah, too sweet right now, give me some Canadian or Scotch. Maybe Black Velvet."
by deryckc September 5, 2009
Get the Black Velvetmug. women who play men on a daily basis when THEY KNOW something about you such as
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
boy 1- my nigga i almost fell for that velvet trap
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
by LosTSoulS December 14, 2016
Get the velvet trapmug. A shooter made with vodka and baileys. The shooter glass is rimmed with chocolate syrup, giving the drinker a chocolate mustache after it is consumed.
by TeeBird August 27, 2012
Get the Velvet Sanchezmug.