national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

when is update

The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.

Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU

by Noobzii March 16, 2021

end update

something we will never get in minecraft

.yeah

end update is never coming out

by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025

Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

rateusz update

rateusz update is definition of something never updating.

A: I wonder when a
Apple phones will be really cheap.
B: Probably when rateusz update.

by rat111 July 17, 2021

woman update

a transgender woman

Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman

by kingsaul January 19, 2025