You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

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Get the You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."mug.

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

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Get the Nothing to update your status aboutmug.

Update when?

when the retarded green names tags spam everyday untill update 2

greentard; UpdaTE wHen?
any name tags color with right: SHUT UP

by yo gamer March 10, 2021

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Get the Update when?mug.

Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020

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Get the Working on Update'smug.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

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Get the firmware updatemug.

pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.

I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.

by DrWex January 6, 2009

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