Dick Umbrella

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

by losthorizons September 20, 2006

Angry Umbrella

when a guy shoves his hands up a girls va-gi-gi and then opens up his hand real fast like an umbrella opening

I was fingering my girl and then i put my hand up her and quickly opened up all my fingers giving her an angry umbrella. That was the last time she talked to me.

by ilovecody March 31, 2009

grab an umbrella

a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.

Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"

by quiggler August 20, 2007

upside down umbrella

A device used to collect giraffe semen.

the zookeeper had a good grasp on the upside down umbrella so he did not miss a drop

by disco_stu912 November 22, 2013

Carrying an umbrella

Carrying an umbrella is a secret sign for batting for the other team

Clearly Noah carries an umbrella, he loves men.

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.

Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...

by daz a l July 17, 2007