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you little umbrella monkey quack sack

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*
by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017
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umbrella

are u really that bored?
pers. A: i have nothing to do with my life
pers. B: search umbrella on urban dictionary
by shawty08 July 14, 2021
mugGet the umbrellamug.

umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.
by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022
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umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"
by splatharri February 13, 2018
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Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.
Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”
by iamelation March 19, 2024
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red umbrella

When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
by anubisvel April 19, 2024
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do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?
by user46589281 May 30, 2020
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