twat

a twat someone who claims to be a best-seller having only sold a total of ....... 30 books

Richard James Rodgers is the biggest twat on Facebook

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

Twat

To forcibly strike

Charlie is mildly choking on a grain of rice...

“Charlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”

by Toist November 22, 2019

Twat

Asshole or just english duss used in the UK

"Simon you twat"

"Nah mate, piss off you cunt"

by {p}fifapo...lio.........perv September 17, 2015

twat

someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008

twat

An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

by CupkakeVindog April 4, 2011

Twat

A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a twat

by Anne franklin October 20, 2008

twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011