Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. by inferno42684 July 16, 2009
Get the twatmug. someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
by squishbix June 17, 2009
Get the twatmug. "Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
by toby_one April 19, 2009
Get the twatsmug. "Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010
Get the TWATSmug. 1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
by UsualSuspectXXX October 31, 2007
Get the twatmug. 
Get the twattedmug.