Turd pickle

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.

"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."

by Rockitude80s September 1, 2013

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Yoyo-ing a turd

Constantly trying to hold in a turd so that it reminds you of a yoyo

Where's your toilet? I've been yoyo-ing a turd for an hour now

by Erh Ma Gerd May 21, 2016

takin’ a turd

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021