turn/turning

drink alcoholic beverages /drinking alcoholic beverages, for the purpose of intoxication; get drunk/the process of getting drunk (From "Turning one's glass/can up ;To raise a glass/can in drink

"God, I made a FOOL out of myself last night and trashed the Camaro, but , what the hell, I was turning, so, it was fun...I think..."

by BIGFOOT October 25, 2003

poo tubing

When a man and woman, (or two men or two women) put a tube up their arse so they are joined by their anus and the tube and shit into the tube to make a mixof poo or alternatively shit up their partners arse.

Steve was going to the movies but decided to stay home and do some poo tubing with his dog

by sphraoncntoonr December 4, 2010

turbine

A machine where the kinetic energy of matter is converted to mechanical power by the impulse or reaction of the matter with a series of buckets, paddles, or blades located around the circumference of a wheel or cylinder...... Also, Pianos and Organs are the same shit.

"I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. I am the turbine know-it-all because I have my building operator ticket & watch a hot water heater all day." - The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler

by M Dogg August 17, 2006

Hot Tubbing

When you stick your face in between your partner's butt cheeks, put your lips together, and blow like your making your own hot tub in the bathtub. Also known in some circles as speed boating, or motor boating the backside.

The wife thinks it tickles when I go Hot Tubbing, but I think it's fun. So long as she doesn't fart on me!

by yesimapirate March 4, 2011

Tide Turning

the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.

George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"

by TheEndOfWaterAsWeKnowIt November 16, 2010

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

Tubing

Making an extremely long clear tube from ones' couch to the toilet so that one may easily release shits from their couch and have the shit reach the toilet by traveling through the poop tube. This saves the person the walk from the couch to the bathroom. The tubes must also be clear colored so the person may "see what's going on down there".

I gotta poop but I don't wanna get up off the couch, i'll just start tubing and save the walk.

My tubes were off so I couldn't go tubing properly, the shit fell to the floor and rotted through my carpet! SHIT!!!

by sammyman67 September 26, 2012