justin turdo

A person who holds high political office in Canada not possessing any special skills except an over dramatic speech delivery and exceptional hair care proficiency. He deflects criticism for his lack of skill and intellect by rabidly asserting that he is a feminist which immunizes him from political attacks. The term is modeled after the current Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau who attained his current position in large part to his surname and previously mentioned hair.

“I want to run for parliament Don”. “That’s a laugh, you will get nowhere. Now if your father was rich and famous you could have a chance a la Justin Turdo!”

by RealPolitico November 15, 2017

Tundra Wookie

Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).

A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.

by A907K August 11, 2011

tundah

A derivative of 'understand'. Usually used in question form to ask for understanding.

Boy, I told you a thousand times to clean up your room, d'ya tundah?

by And race December 25, 2008

tendo

Short for "nintendo" commonly used by gamers and lamers like me.
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omfg dude I was playing my tendo and i got so pissed off i fucking threw it out of my window rotflmfaolololfosdlaololo fag

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004

Tudor

The dude you thought was your best friend, you've known him since preschool and you've been through a lot together. You thought you could trust him but you can't, he'll let you down in a way you can't even imagine when you need him most.

Guy 1: So that's how he fucked me over.

Guy 2: But he was your best friend, you guys were like brothers. He's a such a Tudor

by lulk88 April 15, 2014

tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008