Wolf Ticket

To try and sell a lie either to yourself or others.

"Look at Miguel talkin' about how he's going to get that new Mustang. That fool's broke! Man, he is always sellin' wolf tickets."

by The Real Def May 17, 2009

fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.

Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.

by Unique1234 March 14, 2009

tucker-butt

Any instance in which one shits their pants accidentally. Possible causes are rectum control problems, diarrhea, or even sharting.

Brad showed up late to class because he had a nasty case of Tucker-Butt

by Garrett Foland July 8, 2007

Tom Tucker

A character from the television series, 'Family Guy'. He is the anchorman on Channel 5 News, the show co-hosted by Diane Simmons.

Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.

by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

ticketholder

1.One who holds a ticket. Typically used as an insult 2. One who isn't in the band or can't get on the list, thus needs a ticket. Part of the crowd 3. Things to talk about at the reunion

And now you're just a ticket holder
Now you're just a fan.
Nothing but a ticket holder,
A fitting resolution for all of your best laid plans.

by Leif Mordeth July 22, 2005

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009