trouser sniffer

Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.

James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.

Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.

by Butts505 October 11, 2015

Trouser Guns

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...

Trouser Guns

by devinemadness April 15, 2010

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

trouser biscuit

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.

While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

by BazookaJoe May 28, 2008

Trouser Ballerina

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.

Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.

by ChuLolli January 18, 2010

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

green trousers

green trousers is an iconic bitch who slays at everything and everyone is jealous of them because they have some funky ass green trousers and they dont, because they're broke lol

jerremy "omg is that green trousers??!!"
branddealing "yes duhhh how could u not see their iconic green trousers, what r u a loser or something??"

by greentrousersloverxoxo February 9, 2022