Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.
by MajStorm September 28, 2007
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Or apps really
Or my phone unless I have to …
Insta …
The troll …
Pretend not of course..
But we both know …
Who you are is less clear of course
Trip trap trip trap
Or apps really
Or my phone unless I have to …
Insta …
The troll …
Pretend not of course..
But we both know …
Who you are is less clear of course
Trip trap trip trap
by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
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After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
by Ian De La Rosa September 19, 2013
Get the Troll mug.\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.
The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.
by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009
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His real name is Kubo Tite. He's still a troll.
His real name is Kubo Tite. He's still a troll.
Ichigo: I will kill you.
Aizen: Don't be laughing, weakling.
(50 chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword upon your chest.
Aizen: Ughhh. I'm almost dead... NOE WAIT. BUT THERE'S MORE. I CAN TURN INTO A BUTTERFLY.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword in your chest.
Aizen: I can't believe I lost to a weakling... BUT WAIT. I CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: You weakling. Is this all you can do?
Ichigo: I want to protect my friends.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: NOOOO. YOU SUCKED MY REIATSU OUT WITH YOUR SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ZANGPAKTOU. but I'm still not dead.
Reader: fucking Kubo troll.
Aizen: Don't be laughing, weakling.
(50 chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword upon your chest.
Aizen: Ughhh. I'm almost dead... NOE WAIT. BUT THERE'S MORE. I CAN TURN INTO A BUTTERFLY.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword in your chest.
Aizen: I can't believe I lost to a weakling... BUT WAIT. I CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: You weakling. Is this all you can do?
Ichigo: I want to protect my friends.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: NOOOO. YOU SUCKED MY REIATSU OUT WITH YOUR SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ZANGPAKTOU. but I'm still not dead.
Reader: fucking Kubo troll.
by kuboisatroll August 5, 2010
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