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freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
mugGet the freak trafficmug.

Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.
Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.
by seakayak September 9, 2012
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traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.
This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.
by travel_to May 27, 2015
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Traffic circle

A roadway intersection where the roads don't directly cross (like at a stoplight) but enter/exit on a circular road. When well designed it is very superior to a normal intersection, but prone to confuse people who learned to drive in a place without them. Poorly designed or outdated they are a recipe for disaster.
If you live in New Jersey, but don't know what a traffic circle is, you're living an unbelievably sheltered life.

When correctly designed, you should always yield when entering the circle, but never when in the circle.
by LurKer August 31, 2012
mugGet the Traffic circlemug.

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting
by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020
mugGet the Traffic lightingmug.

Stopping Traffic

An idiom that refers to a very attractive person. In most contexts, the negation of the word is used, usually to pin down someone who is moderately attractive but nothing mindblowing (see example)
Yeah man, she’s pretty cute. I mean she’s not stopping traffic or anything, but she’s definitely easy on the eyes.
by Vann Trapp January 11, 2023
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Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.
Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck
by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018
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