Toy Destruction 

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com

That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!

Toy Destruction by Stanley May 4, 2004

toy gun sparks 

1. Condescending monniker for a premature ejaculator.

2. a type of condescending fictional porn star name for someone who has a little dick and is a premature ejaculator.

Hey wazzup there toy gun sparks. I heard about last night with you and Sherry. She said you went off before you even got close.

toy gun sparks by J. Lloyd January 5, 2007

Toy Fairy 

A mythical figure developed by parents in the 90's in order to discipline unruly children. Essentially her job is to find naughty boys and girls and whilst they slumber, she takes any and all toys that they may possess as a form of punishment. A note is supposedly sometimes left to inform the children of the misbehavior.

"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!"

"What is it sweety?"

"ALL MY TOYS ARE GONE!!!"

"I told you that the Toy Fairy was gonna come and take them."

Toy Fairy by kasairashi May 28, 2012

Toy-Oiling 

Blow Job

She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!

Toy-Oiling by Chovastard February 4, 2015

toy toy 

celebrity crush.

look at Zac Efron!! he’s my toy toy

toy toy by jellybeanbean March 14, 2019

Toy Soldier 

Someone or something that looks threatening, but in reality it can't do any harm.

"That guy is a total toy Soldier"

Toy Soldier by Urban hoe (EOH) June 18, 2021

Toy Story 

1. A very perverted movie made by Pixar. You may think this is a safe kid movie but really it contains pervertions such as, but not limited to :

Main character named Woody, talking about a boner.

Character named Buzz Lightyear, Talking about shaving pubes quickly.

The Movie Title is a reference to Sex Toys.

Blind Person: Dude I went to see Toy Story the other day and I'm utterly disturbed by what they deem "Rated G" these days!

Little Kid: Dad can i please get a Toy to play alongside my Woody?!?

Toy Story by Joe Pugliese December 15, 2008