Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

by DeJo August 28, 2005

Topete

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

by DavidQ June 24, 2010

photon torpedo

Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.

Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..

by Andz August 8, 2005

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

by graha259 April 2, 2011

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

TOSed

TOS means "Terms of Service". When users get too rowdy
some people report them to their Internet Service Provider
(a.k.a. ISP) or hosting service and if the user gets their account canceled,
people say they were TOSed.

"Because of his post he got TOSed off LiveJournal"

by zerodevide August 21, 2003

TOSed

Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.

He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.

by zuffix August 6, 2007