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Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle
"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"
by mattkitchens July 9, 2015
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Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.
Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?
by Milky Susan May 19, 2017
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Toothpasting

A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.
"Oh man im totally pasted right now"
"Toothpasting is so intense"
by highfives October 17, 2012
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Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting
Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.
by Jreefer October 4, 2008
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Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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toothpaste hangover

Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk
by Youarebobcum March 9, 2016
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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