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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
mugGet the Crotch Tonsilsmug.

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick
Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.
by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017
mugGet the tonsil punchmug.

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

Trouser Tonsils

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.
by sconniegirl October 22, 2010
mugGet the Trouser Tonsilsmug.

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
mugGet the ass tonsilsmug.

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