Great Totham

A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.

"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."

by tothamslag February 2, 2019

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Dr.Tophat

He’s a great guy who loves his friends and family. He doesn’t like to me fucked with and will stand up for the ones he cares for. Overall don’t fuck with Dr.Tophat

Hey, that’s Dr.Tophat

by JummY hOHn May 26, 2021

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Dr.Tophat is a great guy who loves his friends and family. He will fight for the ones he cares for. You don’t want to fuck with Dr.Tophat. He really is one of a kind, and is always trying to help people. He enjoys thinking quite a lot and often finds ways to entertain himself and others.

Hey look, it’s Dr.Tophat

by thetophatman May 29, 2021

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Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

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Toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)

A big fat child with humongous man titties. Allegedly has a girlfriend but can't be confirmed to exist or not a she's never been seen. A gluttonous man who can't stop eating like when he tried to eat both a spice bag and pineapple pizza (which he only eats to make his cum taste better for his "girlfriend")

I literally can't stop eating, I have a "problem."
"Reminds me of toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)"

by Jammms_ November 26, 2023

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