You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 12, 2016
A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
by Maiakins July 08, 2019
"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"
Carrying something heavy..
"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"
Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...
“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
Carrying something heavy..
"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"
Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...
“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020
The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
by Steve Amazing December 17, 2007
The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.
It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.
It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.
It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?
Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist
Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!
<3
Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist
Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!
<3
by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
by wesly May 01, 2006