Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."
"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."
by Brody K. December 20, 2006
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Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.
by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019
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Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.
She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.
by AmyLane July 19, 2023
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Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?
by Maxwell House November 02, 2018
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Soap Wars

The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.
You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.

My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!

U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!
by Snach_Crusher November 08, 2011
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Unwrap The Soap

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
by Tim Hawksfield May 13, 2008
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