Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

by heirheireir August 16, 2024

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

Behavioral threat

Oh? Is stalking and persistent harassment considered by the state to be a "BEHAVIORAL THREAT!?" Woooow!

Hym "Looks like it's almost like I'm responding to a behavior threat with a threat! Would you look at that! Well ok then. Remedy the sustained behavioral threat or I'll murder your kids. Hurry it up."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2025

Avengers Level Threat

An exaggerated response to a minor problem.

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

by rekcufrehtoM October 19, 2021

Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

threating

Other than total Bull Sh*t, it means nothing.

Jack: Rose, are you threating me?
Rose: I don't know what the f*ck that means Jack

by GimuGimu October 17, 2017

Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014