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Lung Puke

A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.
"Ah, man I just had the nasitiest lung puke after smoking that bong."
by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 14, 2007
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lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
by brettuthius August 7, 2007
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lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs
The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.
by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014
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Cum in lung

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.
Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!
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Lungs of Steel

Having such a great smoking capacity.
Tyler has Lungs of Steel bro! He can smoke like a chimney.
by MistahRigoh August 14, 2019
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Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him
by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016
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Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum
by CumK1ng May 8, 2020
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