Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

torch

A prison term. In place of lighters, a crude flammable device may be constructed with toilet paper, the roll-tube, a sufficiently frayed wire or a hot enough bulb.

Hey, when you get the torch lit, shoot it down to us man, we still git a little tobacco.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle

Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit

by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018

Torch the coffee

Slang phrase used to represent smoking a crack pipe

Do you want to go back to my place and the torch the coffee?

Do you mean smoke some crack?

Yep!

by Old man willie October 26, 2018

Rosebud torch

When a male/female places a lit match in their partners prolapsed anus.

After our aggressive butt sex session I gave her a rosebud torch.

by Lovemyer July 12, 2018

To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018