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Roy The Penis

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Roy The Penis is a cartoon character created in December 1991 by a bored schoolboy. Although the first episode was rushed in a 1h 10 minute English lesson, it was an instant example of comedy genius and fellow pupils demanded to see more. Even 21 years later, you can be sure that, like one of his episodes was titled - 'Roy Lives'.

Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'

From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.

Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.
Some of you may remember the shocking events of January 1992 when a ginger I.T. idiot decided that Roy was receiving more attention from his students than his "Pinky" lectures. He promptly kidnapped Roy and held him hostage without any ransom demand. This was then used as the setting for one of Roy's most famous two-part strips, 'Roy Gets Kidnapped' and then 'Roy's Escape' (subtitled 'Never Doing Tradesmans Again').

Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."

Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.
by Shofty October 1, 2012
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Feeding the penguin

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The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
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It’s a sex game u put a penny inside an object then hide it inside the persons body some where and that persons next sexual partner has to find it take the penny n pass it on to someone who’s going to another sex meet up
Penny’s in the phone in the rear end Go get it big boy. Take the penny, pass it on
by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018
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Kevin the Penguin

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A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love
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The person to deem something of the lowest value is the person who needs to take it.
We made Dustin do the work because he said it was the easiest, and was the last person to flip the penny
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hot in the penis

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He was hot in the penis
by The nut slacker January 21, 2017
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Touch of the Penis Head

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When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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